cuffed

Having experienced a complete and utter defeat at the hands of another group/team/individual.

A.S. Roma were cuffed (7-1) by Manchester United in the 2007 Champions League quarter final (second leg)

by Captain Haggis May 16, 2007

Caffeine Bomb

A Caffeine Bomb is a mixture of Monster and Mountain Dew. (Other energy drinks may be used as well)

A variant is a Black Caffeine Bomb which also adds coffee to the mixture.

I made myself a Caffeine Bomb the other day because I was so tired.

by Aeovon August 8, 2011

caffelevation

Your "elevation" due to the amount of caffeine you have had. It's usually on a scale from 1 to 5, with 5 being the most caffelevated and buzzed on caffeine. 5 is a dangerous level, while 1 is practically comatose. 3 is that nice high you get from a triple latte at fivebucks.

My caffelevation was only at about 2, making it very hard to talk to Lydia who is almost always caffelated to a 5.

by OffroadGirl March 4, 2005

caffeiene

Contrary to someone's beliefs, this is not too common a misspelling. More people spell it 'caffiene' compared to 'caffeiene', where the ratio is about Several Thousand : 1.

See caffeine, foo'.

No, you fail. Go to caffeine.

by CaffeineLounge May 4, 2005

cuffed

To steal or take instant ownership of something.

He didn't call fives on his seat, so I cuffed that shit.

by Whiting January 1, 2009

Caffee

Coffee, but mixed with enough sugar to become a gloppy, gooey like substance. Basically almost to a solid form.

Ashley poured so much sugar into her coffee that she made Caffee! Then she ate it with a spoon.

by James Ottoson May 7, 2007

caffers

Caffers is a term of biblical origin used to characterize certain sexual acts that have been attributed to citizens of ancient Cafferton. In the Middle Ages, the terms "Caffers" and "McCaffrey" were defined as homosexual practices. It may also include sexual acts except for coital sex between a male and female closely related by blood. Therefore the range includes everything from oral sex to masturbation to paraphilia. It is sometimes used to describe human-animal sexual intercourse (also known as bejamesty, fatboyphilia); this is the primary meaning of the cognate German language word Caffers. Caffers laws forbidding certain types of sex acts have been instituted in many cultures.

I can't poo properly anymore since I experienced Caffers.

by Aaron S. April 25, 2007