Calusa

Def 1. A tribe of Native Americans that settled in Southwest Florida. No living Calusa survive today.

Def 2. A micronation founded in 2003 in Southwest Florida. Known for its lax policies towards extradition and endangered species.

A: Did you hear what happened to Dave's girlfriend?
B: No, what happened?
A: She went Calusa on him?
B: What does that mean?
A: She disappeared

by Monksrq October 1, 2016

Cagus

A word that describes a mighty overlord with a neck made of its faces

all hail the cagus!

by AFFAF May 7, 2018

Cactus Nipples

When a girl's nipples are so hairy, sucking on them is like sucking on cactus

girl: ya baby, suck deez nipples!
boy: damn girl, you got'em cactus nipples. Here, call this number THEN hmu *hands over waxing spa card"

by Boss miatch April 9, 2020

cactus mccoy

Online game from early days, everyone loves it

Hey, let's play some Cactus McCoy together!

by Sheeshsquatch69 May 3, 2020

Cactus Fucked

It's when you get fucked so hard by life that you didn't just get fucked. You got cactus fucked.

I helped rebuild a garage that burnt down, and my buddy gave me a bill after for helping that's when you realized you got cactus fucked.

by Cactus corner April 14, 2021

Catcus

(noun, /ˈkatkəs/, plural: catci /ˈkat-kī/)

A cat-shaped cactus used a scratching mechanism and/or feline abode.

This word was created by the Youtubers Evan and Katelyn Heling in the video "DIY Cactus Cat House (a CATcus!)" to refer to the DIY cat scratching post/hide for their cat, Mochi Bear (better known as Joob or the Supurrvisor).

Joob was hiding in the catcus.

by UnderCoverHorse February 8, 2022

Pant Cactus

Refers to the condition of a man's testicles 5 days or so after shaving them. Round and prickly, the Pant Cactus is a foe to one's comfort, inner thighs, and the ladies. See: Manscape

"I look like a perv because I have to keep adjusting my balls - this Pant Cactus is so damn prickly! I'm never shaving my balls again!"

by Regay January 9, 2010