When a single girl is completey surrounded by multiple sausage, and is being proded and poked in a non-specific manner, it is said that she is being attacked by the sausage cactus.
by The Legend Seedubbya December 25, 2006

Damn. I went to that one seafood restaurant last night and its safe to say I had some pretty gnarly cactus nuggets this morning.
by The Russians June 21, 2011

by Vegas Bitch February 19, 2009

Cactus Office is the place people who break discord rules usually go to, usually having them be either muted or discussing the rules they broke and the punishment they will receive.
by TheZombieCactus June 27, 2021

by z.e.c.h January 22, 2006

Term to refer to a mans balls after recently being shaved, when the small prickly hairs begin to grow back and poke his penis as it hangs over them.
Guy: Damn, I got the cactus effect. Should've shaved better.
Guy 2: I know, that shit sucks. Feels like tiny needles stabbing your dick.
Guy 2: I know, that shit sucks. Feels like tiny needles stabbing your dick.
by PurplePagan June 7, 2007

A medical condition that causes a sharp pain in the inner penis at all times, and strains a lot of energy. Often causes immediate suicide by gun.
by Wheaton Plainfield Boy October 4, 2022
