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Cuddle mood

Cuddle mood is mood you experience while craving physical contact.

People who experience cuddle mood are often quiet and feel nothing but torment as they do nothing, because they have no close friends and therefore nobody to cuddle with.

These people may start rping to virtually cuddle with other people who also experience cuddle mood.

After finding someone to cuddle with irl, cuddle mood will usually deactivate immediately.

Common symptoms include:
Doing nothing.

Suffering.

Being 72% braindead.

Fantasizing about getting cuddle.

Being depressed.

Watching hentai for the plot.
Person 1 texting to person 2:
P1: Ey yo dawg I'm in cuddle mood right now, but there is nobody to cuddle and I just...

P2: Ey ma dude don't worry, I'm in cuddle mood too. *hugs*
P1: Awh thank you dawg *big hug*
P2: *Cuddles you*
P1: *Snuggles up with you*
P2: <3 *mwah*
...

Continues until one of them passes out
by LiterallyDyingRNUwU July 11, 2019
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Cuddle Cardio

An endearing term for the act of sex. Or, when instead of working out in the morning, you opt for sweating off your calories through love making.
Instead of the gym this morning, the boyfriend and I did some cuddle cardio. Probably burned around 150 calories in 15 minutes... I could have gone for longer though.
by losannegeles October 18, 2011
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Naughty cuddle

by Cuddles99 July 22, 2017
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cuddle swag

When someone wants to cuddle so badly yet they want to look cool. So instead of enjoying it, they act like they don't care or that it's whatever.
"Last night I had some major cuddle swag."
by Kelsothy Puckett February 24, 2014
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Tactile Cuddling

When a person has to smother the object of their affection to be released from a cuddle.
Every time, I sit on the toilet my cat jumps on my lap; I have to employ tactile cuddling to wipe!
by KISSLE22 November 4, 2016
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cuddle culture

A cuter version of hookup culture, with cuddles rather coitus.
The cuddle culture on this campus is dead. Let's find some sofas and revive it.
Who needs condoms when you have cuddles?
by browniecakes October 16, 2013
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cuddle-park

“Cuddle-park,” or “cuddle-parking,” refers to when someone parks so close to your car that it’s almost as though the cars are cuddling.
Not a good thing.
"That guy parked right on the line next to my car. I have to do yoga just to get in!"
"Ugh, I hate it when he cuddle-parks."
by RLS December 10, 2013
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