Conidiot 

An idiot who makes up conditions to make themselves seem more important than what they are, or they more than likely use pre-existing conditions.

Steve: I'm insane, did you know that?
Joe: Dumbass, it is impossible to declare yourself insane
Steve: What?
Joe: To be insane, you lose all concept of judging sanity, which you claim you no longer have, so it is impossible to declare insanity, you conidiot

Conidiot by Nathan Etilredneh July 12, 2009

Conidiot 

1. The opposite of a coronaphobe. A sloppy word invented by the aforementioned party to shame people who do not hoard toilet paper and Pringles.

2. A person whose brain is incapable of admitting fault, and who instead refers to a pandemic as China Virus

Normal person: *walks outside to get mail*
Coronaphobic neighbor busy body: "Look, I have the moral high ground and more toilet paper. Time to watch to conidiots burn! Quick, grab the camping chairs and week 1's bagels."

Conidiot by Smiggles ; ) March 25, 2020

Covidioscurity 

Covidioscurity (/kəʊvidaɪɒskjʊəriti/) means a discrimination policy in the distribution of health and preventive facilities in the fight against COVID-19.

Appellation:
Covidioscurity consists of three morphemes. Composed of Covid + Dioscuri + ity.
Dioscuri (/daɪɒsˈkjʊərɪ/) the Greek name for the twin brothers: Castor and Pollux In Greek mythology. Their mother was Leda but they had different fathers. Castor was mortally and Pollux was immortality.

1- Some Managers have followed the covidioscurity policy of distributing health-related material between the personnel.

2- Covidioscurity's unjust and diabolical policy is not to cut off chain of infection but On the contrary, it will be caught like Boomerang on their own.

Covidioscurity by Afshar Panahi March 30, 2020

Covidiom

The use of an idiom (a group of words that are not meant to be taken literally) to describe Covid-19.

Some examples of a covidiom: My neighbor 'stabbed me in the back' and stole my toilet paper.

All of this social distancing is 'hard on the heart.'

Trump amd Pelosi 'are not on the same page.'

I quit the gym 'cold turkey.'

No 'monkey buisness' in person right now...keep it online!

Tiger King and I are 'thick as thieves.'

Covidiom by East Tennessee April 12, 2020

Covidiated 

Having been potentially exposed to the COVID-19 coronavirus. Usually used in association with paranoia, not rational concern of infection.

Frank: Don't go the fuck outside, Joe!
Joe: Why? I just came back from a run actually.
Frank: FUCK! Get the FUCK away from me! You're covidiated!

Covidiated by SlopChops April 25, 2020

COVIDitch 

The act of being ghosted because of or during the pandemic

Person 1: How’d it go with your Tinder date?
Person 2: I got COVIDitched when were supposed to meet up

COVIDitch by TowerFlower May 16, 2020

Covidity 

Noun. Stupidity associated with COVID-19.

Not wearing a mask is covidity!

Covidity by ShariSaxLady July 5, 2020