Mikayla Coulter

Mikayla- the number one best person in this whole world. no one will ever compete against her. she is the most wonderful, beautiful, amazing person anyone can ask for. she is always the shoulder i cry on. she will support u in anything and will love u unconditionally. she is the sunshine everyone needs on rainy days.

person 1: hey do you know Mikayla Coulter?
person 2: omg yes shes like the best person ever!!

by nxt29 May 4, 2022

Coulter

A 'Coulter' is named for Ann Coulter, the right-wing political pundit.

It means sticky B-Hole in reference to anal sex.

"All that Santorum gave me a Coulter!"

by porkmonkey May 12, 2014

Ann Coultering

According to CollegeHumor The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge 2, Ann Coultering is the act of taking a shit while standing up. Because of an unbelievably tight butthole, Ann Coultering result in "spewing shit all over and when you are done, everyone hates you". While Some doctors believe Ann Coultering is medically impossible, others say "No I bet I could do it"

Ann Coultering is now part of the Ann Coulter Challenge, to the detriment of public bathrooms everywhere in the US.

Guy A- Some kid has been Ann Coultering in the Starbucks shitters

by CanucksJoker70 August 3, 2018

COULTER

An infected, inflamed, and swollen anal gland secreting unusual amounts of puss

The single most painful and unpleasant experience on earth is having a coulter

by ApparelXLA November 4, 2018

The Coulter Rule

The media will immediately reveal the identity of a criminal/shooter if the criminal/shooter is white.

The Coulter Rule prevents the media from revealing the identity of the shooter at this time.

by Berserker Dave February 20, 2024

Coulter

A narcissistic little asshole with "little man" syndrome.

He stole her property then played the victim. He's such a coulter.

by Jelloshotz January 26, 2022

Aaron Coulter

When the middle of your foot starts cramping

-Ahhhhh

-Charlie-horse?

- No, Aaron Coulter

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023