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COULTER

An infected, inflamed, and swollen anal gland secreting unusual amounts of puss
The single most painful and unpleasant experience on earth is having a coulter
by ApparelXLA November 4, 2018
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Ann Coultering

According to CollegeHumor The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge 2, Ann Coultering is the act of taking a shit while standing up. Because of an unbelievably tight butthole, Ann Coultering result in "spewing shit all over and when you are done, everyone hates you". While Some doctors believe Ann Coultering is medically impossible, others say "No I bet I could do it"

Ann Coultering is now part of the Ann Coulter Challenge, to the detriment of public bathrooms everywhere in the US.
Guy A- Some kid has been Ann Coultering in the Starbucks shitters
by CanucksJoker70 August 3, 2018
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Mikayla Coulter

Mikayla- the number one best person in this whole world. no one will ever compete against her. she is the most wonderful, beautiful, amazing person anyone can ask for. she is always the shoulder i cry on. she will support u in anything and will love u unconditionally. she is the sunshine everyone needs on rainy days.
person 1: hey do you know Mikayla Coulter?
person 2: omg yes shes like the best person ever!!
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Coulter

A 'Coulter' is named for Ann Coulter, the right-wing political pundit.

It means sticky B-Hole in reference to anal sex.
"All that Santorum gave me a Coulter!"
by porkmonkey May 12, 2014
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Coulter

Coulter, a tall and very handsome boy who usually has every girl chasing after him. He’s usually really nice and funny, and also has a very deep voice. Coulter is good at different sports like basketball, baseball, and volleyball. He’s pretty quiet at first but once you get to know him he has a really big personality.
Person: “There’s Coulter”

Person 2: “omg he’s so hot”
Person: “for real but he will never go for us”
by Ms. McDonald May 26, 2023
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hannah coulter

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Aaron Coulter

When the middle of your foot starts cramping
-Ahhhhh

-Charlie-horse?

- No, Aaron Coulter
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