douche cough

noun. A jet or stream of water that expels air with a harsh noise.

"douche cough"

by angry monkey on a boat! June 26, 2009

kennel cough

Illnesses which are spread around at conventions (Comic-Con, Fur-Con, Bear Run) due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to kennel cough.

This is synonymous with "Con Crud" or "Bear Flu".

I had an amazing time at Texas Bear Round-up, but I ended up catching kennel cough.

by Cubcake76 December 02, 2016

Cough and rally

When you take a hit of weed, it makes you cough to the point you want to die, but you keep smoking.

I was coughing so hard but it was my turn in the rotation so, cough and rally

by Alexander Allen April 17, 2021

slut cough

When a "witty" teenager decides to cough and say the word slut at the same time. Their version of stealth.

Cindy- They kept on slut coughing me every where i went. In the hallways,in class, at the strip club.

by Ali Tabooger April 18, 2006

Spicy Cough

Coronavirus. Covid 19

Mate, so gutted I can’t come this weekend, I have to self isolate, managed to catch the spicy cough

by Jb1394 March 03, 2022

rhymes with "cough"

derived from the desire to 'swear without swearing', from a glorious exchange - with nether party swearing one bit!

in an attempt to imply 'f-off', the rhyme was offered up instead. with great surprise the reply was even better than the joke itself...

(also used: 'would you like to play the russian composer?')

me: 'enter facetious remark here'
other: 'enter doubly facetious retort here'
me: rhymes with "cough"
other: er, "rachmaninoff"?

by little-miss can't do wrong January 03, 2008

stoner cough

A cough that comes deep from your lungs as a result of smoking too much weed.

Daishon: *coughs* I think I got bronchitis.

Trevon: Nah bruh, you just got stoner cough from all that weed you been smokin!

by justgord December 19, 2016