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Coronavirus

Almost like something out of the movie I am Legend or Contagion, the major difference between ife and a movie being that there never was any such thing as normal human behavior to deteriorate from. People's lives were always dysfunctional before the pandemic, as they always will be. The normal people who always seem to want things to change and function more together are the ones you want to watch.
The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep eople from remaining as dysfunctional as they were before. They don't have to agree on anything, they don't have to get together or get anything together.
by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021
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CORONAVIRUS

Not to be mean or bad but. CORONAVIRUS IS THE MOST BIG SHIT IN ALL THE WORLD AND FUCK THAT CHINA MAN THAT EATED THE BAT SOUP
by Thecoronahater July 22, 2020
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Coronavirus

The coronavirus didn't change life for everybody. It was never strong enough, and life is worth losing.
If you know who doesn't want things to return to the way they were before the coronavirus, you know who's been benefitting the most from the country getting closer and closer to a totalitarian state.
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2021
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Coronavirus

Coronavirus is deadly
by Humanpotato69 June 13, 2020
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Coronavirus

Even a staggering number of deaths such as a couple hundred thousand is still a small number of the world's population, as a couple million is a small number of the world's population. A lightning strike or a shark attack is a real danger, it's not a hoax, and it is potentially deadly, but for how long does each person that watched the movie Jaws or Twister (or saw footage of one of these incidents on the news) let the risk dictate their entire future life (whether they go outside or in the ocean again). A year and a half into the pandemic, you would think people would wake up. For how much longer do you take every order, follow every mandate, and fall into every line you are told to? When will people realize that the darkest hour comes when they allow it by dreaming or sleepwalking instead of waking up and fighting?
The coronavirus can kill you, so can lightning, wild animals, diseases, other people, car accidents, falls, and an endless list of things you can go through life letting fear dictate what you do and don't do. A life not lived seems worse than getting sick, life is worth losing. By living every day, you are endangering yourself and other people, when you drive to work, you are potentially endangering yourself and other people, you are part of the problem like everyone else is, and it's unavoidable.
by The Original Agahnim September 3, 2021
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coronavirus chicken cheeseburger

ur #1 bestie buckaroo who u shall die forsies 💤 tesco clubcardio tesco hostage
"your my coronavirus chicken cheeseburger!"

"what's that supposed to mean"
" ur my bestie boo"
by jamatronuim March 5, 2025
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Coronavirus

A worldwide virus that seems to make people need toilet paper and milk.
Karen: I NEED ALL THE TOILET PAPER
Everyone: ah, she must have coronavirus..
by u_are_hawt123 April 14, 2020
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