Cometrumpence

The consequences of voting for Donald Trump & Mike Pence.

If you vote Republican, you'll get your cometrumpence!

by doc brown July 20, 2016

bloody comet

when you excrete a kidney stone from your penis and the stone comes out with a trail of blood behind it, thus giving it the appearance of a bloody comet.

Damn dude, that bloody comet I shot out last night almost left a crater in my toilet!

by wowser77 October 4, 2009

Halley's comet

A sex act where the man sits on the toilet facing the tank with his partner (easiest achieved with a female partner) on his lap having sexual intercourse with full penetration and while the man humps his partner the partner is making a bowel movement (hopefully into the toilet as to reduce cleanup)

Tony and Ashley had to spend the whole evening cleaning the bathroom after their Halley's Comet .

by Shockwave9d2 July 15, 2015

Comethazine

A shit ass rapper that is thirsty for Demi Lovato and gets no girls. Raps about Goyard and Supreme but has none of that shit.

Comethazine: I'm gonna fuck Demi Lovato
Demi:

Comethazine:Fuck me
Demi: Toad ass hell nah

by lol987654321 June 2, 2018

Haley's Comet

A fart whose odor follows you in a vapor trail.

I turned real fast to break the tail of my Haley's Comet so the fart would not follow me.

by twd1165 April 2, 2009

comehereyafarkinhoeandslobbamecrackpipe

The mating call of the Western Lowland Lordy

"I really like the cut of your jib young man, what school did you go to?"

"COMEHEREYAFARKINHOEANDSLOBBAMECRACKPIPE!"

by tommy July 15, 2003

cometing

when a biology teacher has such fat sausage fingers that he can't type for shit.

It is also a word used by chavs to explain what ejaculates out of their micro-penis.

it was a cometing innit bruv.

by tomaxxxxxxxxxxxx September 10, 2020