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Cogito, ergo sim

"I think, therefore simulation"

A spin off Rene Descartes cogito argument, "Cogito ergo sim" suggests we are living in a post-singularity simulation at a time in the sim before the singularity happens.
A: "Do you think we are living in base reality or is this interactive 3-D experience a simulation?"
B: "Cogito, ergo sim."
by The Gideon Lion August 9, 2020
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Coggy

Derived from terms such as “cognitive spectrum”, “cognitive diversity”, and “cognitive divergence”. Essentially an updated take on the late 90s and early 2000s use of the word by retarded or tard.
I can’t believe Tom Cruise believes in Scientology, he’s a totally coggy.
by BoooomDoooggy January 9, 2023
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Cognitohazard

Anything that can be dangerous to a living being when it’s perceived by any of the five senses.
Jay: Why would staring at the sun be considered a cognitohazard, but knowing about something dangerous isn’t?

Aelanna: A cognitohazard poses a danger when sensed. This can be via any of the classical senses: sight, sound, hearing, taste, or touch.
by Mr.YumYum June 23, 2021
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Cogitator

1. Meaning to think hard ,ponder, devise, or meditate

2.Due to its processing definition,
A Cogitator is the most commonly used name in Low Gothic and Latin for any type of digital computer.

The term is usually found in the Warhammer 40,000 Universe within the Imperium of Man.-

Cogitators vary in size and function, from the gigantic data-looms of the Adeptus Administratum which help process all the bureaucratic data required to run the Imperium, to the slim microprocessors used in the brains of the Adeptus Mechanicus' Tech-priests and the more advanced types of Servitors.

All Cogitators are believed by the Adepts of the Mechanicus to have an animating Machine Spirit, though true Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) is not allowed to develop within any Cogitator, as A.I. or "Abominable Intelligence" as it is known to the servants of the Machine God, has been a religiously forbidden form of technology to Mankind since before the end of the Age of Strife.
"Listen up Sergeant! Boot up that Cogitator Immediately!"
"My Cogitator has Windows 10 installed."
by Tha RPG Gunner September 15, 2016
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Pan Cogido

Straight pan cogido!
by faggey3044022 March 23, 2019
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COGL

50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew:
38. The ability to play the guitar will help your COGL.
by Chr0n0 July 15, 2007
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COGGERS

A BetterTTV emote made by user underflowR on 3/24/2018, this emote is a simple derivative of Poggers by putting the Poggers emote on a cog, with the name being a portmanteau of the two.

Because of its similarity to Poggers, it's often used in a similar fashion to Poggers (i.e. excitement), though with an emphasis on mechanics.
*something insane happens on stream*
Chat: COGGERS
by GeSix November 7, 2020
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