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Cocaine Fairy

The Cocaine Fairy is a fairy that visits children at night and sprinkles Cocaine on their heads or bed. The next morning, they become teenagers. She has an ragged appearance with a dark cape and STD's, but she can mostly be recognized by her slit open mouth that stretches across her face. The mouth will usually be filled with cocaine or pills. If she visits you and you see her, do not be alarmed, your death will be instant.
Child: Mom, I was visited by the Cocaine Fairy last night.

Mom: WHAT!? Timmy have you been hitting up drugs?!
Child: MOM, SHUT UP! I can do what I want. :P
Mom: GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Child: GO TO HELL!!!!!
by Harjukleflop August 13, 2010
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coca-cola

A drink that is far better than nasty-ass Pepsi.
Prices: Coke 24 pack: $6
Pepsi 24 pack: $3

I'll still take the Coke.
by Bob June 10, 2003
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coca cola

a liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike pepsi.
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Coca-colanization

The taking-over of the world by Coca-Cola, other huge American products/companies.
"It's just a matter of Coca-Colanization these days."
by Bec December 13, 2003
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Meth and cocaine put together

When something is so awesome, there is no word or phrase but this one to describe the awesomeness of the 'thing'
"Guy 1: Did you see the new episode of Spongebob last night?"
"Guy 2: Yeah man, it was like meth and cocaine put together!"
by Brickyjinx September 29, 2013
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Cocaine Sexin

A term originated in Toronto, Canada that is used to describe sex that is highly addictive.

Engaging in sex that is not acceptable by others.

Engaging in intercourse falling victim to uncontrollable urges

First went public on the release of Xpense's "Cocaine Sexin" video.
"I missed work because of that Cocaine Sexin last night"

"Cocaine Sexin will make em fall in love"
by Sperminatoration October 8, 2011
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Cocation

A vacation centered around doing a lot of cocaine.
Hey man, I just scored an eight-ball. How about a 3-day cocation to Yellowstone?
That sounds terrible.
by Timberhill October 26, 2010
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