clepto

Someone who enjoys the thrill of thievery. Can also be used as a verb in some instances to describe the act of stealing.

Marc asked amy to go to the store and clepto a new hard drive for him.

by Jimbobillybob January 4, 2008

chefty

ambiguous; positive connotation

That concert was soooo chefty!

synonyms: cool, tight

by nick vis January 6, 2008

Cleetus

A person who is one of your run-of-the-mill hicks but occasionally likes to fuck alligators

Bro, you are literally being a straight up cleetus.

by cringycow1533 March 27, 2020

cheft

A chav or ned slang way to say "Goodbye"

"See ya later!"
"Cheft mate"

by mickeyknox October 18, 2008

Girfriend Cleptomaniac

A man who goes from dating girl to girl. If they get in a fight, or the girl does not give the man a certain thing ( ie. sex, kisses) The man will dump the girl and have a new one within a week.
also known as a player.

" Oh look, Joe broke up with Jane. I wonder who he'll go for next ? "
" yeah , he's suck a Girfriend Cleptomaniac "

by applesz. March 31, 2009

Cleptolicism

The practice of stealing insignificant shit, such as lip balms, sunglasses, and small items.

once someone starts, it can be hard to stop.

words also used for this are Cleptomaniac, cleptolocize, or simply clepto

John: "Man, I think I'm gonna go clepto on this chap stick"

Jim: "yeah dude, cleptolicize that. I wouldn't pay $6 for that!"

random bystander: "oh, you guys practice cleptolicism too!"

John: "Yeah! its way cooler than Scientology!!!"

by They call me Captain Awesome January 9, 2009

Clelt

A Clelt is a pillow made out of clay and wrapped in felt and is one of the most fucking retarded items anyone has ever invented

Dustin: So what will you be selling at you're craft shop ?

Sarah: Clelt supplies.

Dustin: What ?

Sarah: Its like a pillow made out of clay wrapped in felt..Its Niice!!

by DustinWilson January 4, 2010