Kermit Clapper

Where you freeze a cucumber and put it in a girl’s ass. Then after finishing from behind you take a swim fin and slap the cucumber with it.

I heard you like trying new things? Have you tried a kermit clapper with anyone?

by rushreptar303 April 24, 2024

Slipper Clapper

When you are that crazy (out of your mind, actual lost it mukka, death very soon)

He’s Actual lost it, a pure slipper clapper

by Anastinkspoo June 17, 2021

Clapper

A fake insult used by homosexuals to indicate to other homersexuals that they are interest in gay sex.

"Hi John, you're such a clapper" really means "Hi John, let's do a bum"

by NotMrBeanForever September 8, 2024

bone clapper

The process of smacking someone's ass and feeling nothing but bone.

Hey man, just smacked her ass and it was just bone, guess I'm a bone clapper.

by PyroCoconut June 24, 2019

clappers

Super fat ass cheeks.

Damn, Elizabeth walked and she really has the clappers.

by BigDickCally December 18, 2017

clapper

A woman with vagina lips so big the slap together when she walks, sounding like clapping.

Went on a jog today with the clapper down the street and it sounded like we were getting a standing ovation the entire time.

by ibs2pid November 14, 2016

British Crumpet Clapper

When a British man nuts between a British girl's ass and she twerks it up her back

Man: I just gave me girlfriend a British Crumpet Clapper
Other man:Wtf is wrong with you

by anonymous May 14, 2021