chav 

twats who hang around outside McDonalds wearing burberry caps/gold chains/big puffy white jackets, smoking/swearing continuously. ALso listen to rap, hiphop etc.

argh, save me from the chavs!

chav by mwahahahaha July 23, 2008

chav  

chav is a fashion statement. it is another word for a thug or a gang member. chavs are fond of hoodies and caps nd they like sitting on walls smoking. lots of people want to kill chavs. lots of chavs want to kill people.

" omg my sister is a mega chav coz she wears a hoodie!"

chav by Amy Lucas- Knight January 6, 2008

chav 

Council house and violence, usually associated with white folk. hang about and cause mischief. usually wears sporty clothing like tracksuits or Burberry

look at that bre, just come out his council house and he up to no good alread, f**kin chav

chav by OBEAMAN February 16, 2008

chav 

proof that evolution has a reverse gear

what day does a chav get confused on? fathers day

chav by jizznipple April 29, 2008

Chav 

A chav is like used toilet paper, you wouldn't want to go near it again. Female Chavs (Chavettes) tend to wear masses of make-up that's thicker than custard. They also wear skirts which are infact belt and have this growth coming off the side of their head which is s'pose to be some form of hairstyle. They also have monroe piercing which look like huge moles.

Male chavs are loud and try to grab their penis to look 'ard even though we all know there not hard and there penis can not get hard in anyway because they all have vaginas. You can spot on of these chavs by identifying their tucked in tracksuits in their cheap knock-off trainers and their fake burbury because they can't afford the real shizz.

I could go on but there's too much to say

Ew ... quick there's a chav around the corner, let's poke it and see if it aquirms.

Chav by Amy ... Epic Amy March 23, 2009

chav 

The word chav or chavette, is a word used for low-life scum that want to be black. One day a noob decided that he wanted to look like 2pac and decided to copy his dress style, but he epically failed and therefore he dressed like a scrub with tracksuit bottoms round his ankles hi top sneakers, a vest with a tracksuit top and a hat turned to 90 degrees. also chavs decide to wear an inconsiderable amount of 'bling'. now usually most chavs are on the dole or benefits and claming of our governments. usually chavs listen to r n b hip hop etc, basically any songs where the singer is singing about huge arses and shooting other people. chavs are usually aged between 12-16 and by the time they are 18 have grown into mature people, almost. they usually hang out with mcdonalds and also show off there nokia 3210's as they are too poor to afford good phones. chavs are the skidmarks on the underpants of society and by 2020 i predict a huge war will take place between progressive rockers and chavs. that will be fun >_< another name for chav is wigger.

chav 1: sup bruv
chav 2: ....
chav 1: ay brav why iz u airing me innit
chav 2: i iz finkins about me fams in the hoodz of shoplandz

chav 1: manting i az been tinksin bout them 2, i fink we shuld cuts dem up innit
chav 2: yh we shuld shank dem hardcore eh
chav 1: sozz bruvting buts my mumz dole money aint come through yet, she iz trying to work on da corna as ard as she can but the fish mongers are sueing er 4 da bad ass smell coming from her pooooooosssssy

chav by chav hater >_< July 10, 2009

chav 

youve seen them. they stand around bus stations and macdonalds with burberry (is that how its spelt) hats, and immitation tracksuits. dont forget the cheap "bling" and obsession with mobile phones.

chavs try to pronounce as little constonants in a word as possible,and ay it as rude as possible so "may i see your phone?" becomes "oi may le mee c ur fon"

the female chav will listen to any black woman singing about how they got cheated on by their ex. the male will listen to rappers talking about how they "blow caps in a n***** ass" on the "westside" (the male chav will also claim they are from the "westside" even if they are clearly easter)

"omg innit bruv, 'e cul'd uz shovs"
"no, i called u a chav"
"is i' coz am black?"
"but your white"
"cum on dave, lez leave dis twa' n' go to du kebab van"

chav by kubrick fan June 26, 2005