Cattle prodder

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowgirl you and you stick a finger in her asshole.

She was riding me last night and I surprised her with the cattle prodder.

by collegebroski April 21, 2012

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sweet cattle

good cuts of meat owned by you OR boobs

Person 1: so I hear you meet my sister yesterday
Person 2: yea she showed me her sweet cattle
Person 1: oh yea our dad was a butHEY WAIT A MINUTE

by Mrs. dismantle the patriarchy November 14, 2013

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cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!

My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?

by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022

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Feed the cattle

To water the grass with a horrible coffee drink

Let's go feed the cattle! (then walk to the nearest patch of grass and poor out the repulsive drink)

by Lwan sake October 9, 2009

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When getting head for a friend and just as you are about to cum you pull as hard as you can on the back of their head so as to ramrod them and yell moooooooo mooooooo. It is best if done like the cow being branded on the Family Guy hit TV show.

Derin was giving me a BJ and just as I was about to bust a nut I gave her the ole head of cattle. Moooooooo mooooo.

by Shockmasta January 27, 2017

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