by Just a epic weeb February 2, 2020
Get the danny devito cardboard cutoutmug. When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.
Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...
by Flyeaglesfly1738 July 20, 2019
Get the Cardboard hot pocketmug. " MR.NAYHARD, you need a tree for the most wonderful time of the year :3 "
" no."
" Too bad. "
* makes the cardboard tree to his dismay
" no."
" Too bad. "
* makes the cardboard tree to his dismay
by SuckMyNutz42069 December 11, 2024
Get the Cardboard Treemug. "Wet cat in a cardboard box rizz" can be used to describe someone so pathetic and or innocent, that you feel the need to date them, out of pity, or sympathy. Like how if you see a cat abandoned in a box on the side of a rainy street, you feel compelled to pick them up, and take care of them.
"I met this girl the other day, she was so lonely, and stumbled over her words a lot, but I gave her my number, because she had wet cat in a cardboard box rizz."
by wet cat April 26, 2025
Get the wet cat in a cardboard box rizz.mug. by anonymous January 31, 2025
Get the Cardboard Dragon Puppetmug. by Airwolfwastaken April 24, 2021
Get the Tasty Cardboardmug. A polite and Sasquatch common term for cask wine. Mostly alike
To fruity lexia but can be deemed
Appropriate for reds too
To fruity lexia but can be deemed
Appropriate for reds too
Drinking from his Chateau Cardboard, Barry scoffed “Yer got me’self a real treat for
My abstinence smoking, the old chataeu cardboard!
Friend replies “Barry, that old chestnut tastes like sh*t!”
My abstinence smoking, the old chataeu cardboard!
Friend replies “Barry, that old chestnut tastes like sh*t!”
by Luckylion74 July 28, 2022
Get the Chateau Cardboardmug.