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Clod

Literally the worst thing you can call a Crystal gem. Nothing can top it.
"No one wants to eat your dinner, you clod!!!"
by Edge Lord Emperor October 26, 2017
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Clown cake

A diss, joke, insult, or smack talk that is particularly weak, lame, or unfunny.
After being insulted: "Your clown cake material bores me. Come up with something better before you come at me again. Maybe then I'll take you seriously."
by rweyh August 1, 2012
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cloggernaut

What you call yourself after clogging many a toilet with your poops during your travels. A pun on the Juggernaut from the comic books.
Yup, I've clogged many a hotel toilet while traveling, more than I can count. I am the Cloggernaut! Clogger of toilets!!
by LonePooper January 25, 2018
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Shakes the clown

An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.
Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.
by sciflyer.25 September 12, 2010
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cloth talk

A DJ Khaled classic, meaning serious talk that gives you a 🔑 to success
Khaled: "Cloth talk comin soon"
*2 snaps later* Khaled: "Don't ever play yourself"
by WOLFPACK_life April 22, 2016
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every cloud has a silver lining

This phrase is used to encourage a person who is in a very bad situation to create hope.
"Don't worry Joey, every cloud has a silver lining, you'll definitely get past this."
by Frozen White March 28, 2016
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closet-goth

Someone that enjoys goth interests or has a "goth" personality but does not dress and/or act in a way that would clearly put their gothness on display.
She's got a dark side and hangs out with goths and she dressed like a regular kid. She must be a closet-goth.
by +Saint+ July 14, 2006
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