c.u.p.i.d. system

The c.u.p.i.d system or "cupids" was devised by the singular Alex Zavos of Cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

C.U.P.I.D. stands for "Cunt Until Point Is Disproven" and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly assuming everyone you meet is a twat until they prove to you that they are not.

A: Steve's just run off with my wife!
B: The cunt! But i thought you two were mates.
A: I know, I know I'm too trusting I should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like Alex said.
B: Oh well at least you'll know for next time, lets go get pissed

by robuttt October 4, 2006

C.A.P.

(Cheap-Ass Phone)
Someone whose phone has massive amounts of static when you try and talk to them, mad echoes in the background, or disconnects during conversation.

My sister had the nerve to try and put my mom and I on three-way, knowing her C.A.P. would disconnect us before we could say "Hi".

by LaTasha Voelkel July 15, 2006

C.E.P.

Chief Executive Puppet.

The Controllers told the C.E.P. (Chief Executive Puppet)—posing as the Chief Executive Officer—what to do. He did his part to the letter and ordered his subordinates to do complete the task, not wearing any gas masks.

by but for January 4, 2019

C.A.P.P.E.R

another stock reskin of the pistol in tf2 it is used by the engineer and scout class

it was added in the invasion community update as a promo item

again just a re skin of the pistol nothing special

scout1: i got the C.A.P.P.E.R
scout2: nice

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

K-P-C-O-F-G-S

The acronym used to remember the breakdown of species classification, with the genus and species comprising the scientific name. (ex. Human= Homo (Genus) Sapien (Species))

Kings...Kingdom
Play....Phylum
Chess...Class
On......Order
Fine....Family
Green...Genus
Sand....Species

K-P-C-O-F-G-S is the abbreviated form of biological classifications.

by keput April 23, 2007

M.P.C.

Look up Mo' Pussy Crew.

Everyone look out!! The M.P.C. are shit-faced drunk and there coming this way, protect your crotches. They're infamous for pounding crotches HARDSTYLE!!

by King of Hearts August 19, 2006

K.P.C.O.F.G.S

Acronym used to remember the order of taxonomic terms in biology.

K - Kony (Kingdom)
P - Picks (Phylum)
C - Children (Class)
O - Out (Order)
F - From (Family)
G - Ghanaian (Genus)
S - Schools (Species)

Person A: Yo dude, I can't remember if Order comes before or after Class.

Person B: K.P.C.O.F.G.S... Kony picks children out from Ghanaian schools, man.

by DrBruh May 19, 2015