beans

ur gay

ur actually gay
i like beans
merry christmas from an autistic can of beans

by urwrongandimright August 20, 2023

Bean

Probably something that has supernatural abilities however disguises itself as a food

Bro, I think beans might be like magic or something

by Chunky Crumb January 22, 2021

beans

A term for fat, based on its appearance. Commonly used in the self-harm community to obfuscate the true meaning.

Katie self-harms

Katie: Ah fuck, I hit beans

by NoelleDoesSpore November 29, 2021

Bean

Just Charlie

He’s such a bean

by TheTrueBean March 29, 2020

Beans

Beans is like the ‘tea’ or ‘what crackin’
It would usually be relationship based.

Someone named Holly: hay Lewis your a fucking bangin boy.
Lewis: thanks hoe-lly.
Joel: I’ve heard your talking to someone named Holly what’s the beans nigga.

by BeansPls June 14, 2019

Bean

A name to call a human, typically someone that you care about.

"Ah, your such a small, cute little bean..."

by Sml Bean March 9, 2020

beans

something to eat while watching cars 2

guy: *eats beans*
also guy: *drops beans on himself*
another guy: dropped beans having ass

by beans 2: electric boogaloo December 6, 2019