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buttsekz

Teh buttsekz is teh r0xx0r!11!1!
by Buttsekser March 18, 2003
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butsecks

Some gay people like butsecks
by H4xDaPlanet March 30, 2004
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Surprise buttsecks

If someone denies you anal all you have to do is take it from them. It's not rape if you say surprise!

They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy

If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.
Surprise Buttsecks:

Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.
by Siimp January 24, 2010
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penutbuttery buttsex

the act of smearing penut butter on and around an anus, and then fucking the shit out of it, using the penut butter as lubrication.
john: hey, didnt you fuck mary last night?
sam: yeah man i gave her a little penut buttery buttlove
john: you mean penutbuttery buttsex?
sam: yeah dude, poopsex.
by heck yes September 10, 2008
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Buttscratcher

- A long plastic stick with a tiny hand on the end.

- Used to reach areas usually hard to gain access to, such as the anus and surrounding areas.

- Also used during tenseful and tiring events such as viewing a football match
when areas, such as the anus and sorrounding areas, cry for attention.
At the stadium.
Rob: Buttscratcha!
Lee: Buttscratcha!
Rob: Buttscratcha!
Lee: I'll use this buttscratcher to satisfy hard-to-reach areas!
by Stadium seller April 15, 2009
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buttsack

A buttsack is when you staple a mans scrotum over their buttcrack. When you have a buttsack you cant poop and it hurts to sit down because you will sit on your nuts. It is a cruel and unusual punishment.
Bitch get up off me before i staple you a buttsack
by benito October 7, 2004
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