give birth to a diglett

to take a shit, curl one off, drop the kids of at the pool etc in reference to the turd like pokemon

dude i gotta give birth to a diglett

by Monk286 May 28, 2009

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birth-control glasses

glasses worn by men or women, usually huge and bulky, that usually serve as a deterrent for sexual advances. could have the opposite effect for those that like the brainy look.

The girl at the party looked really hot with her heels, short skirt, and birth-control glasses.

by angelique clark August 26, 2006

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Fappy Birthday

A birthday wish of all your realistic dreams coming true: Your hand, and a box of tissues.

Happy Birthday!
Happy B-Day
No, FAPPY birthday! Even better!

by Fapplejax October 4, 2009

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Diamond Birthday

When your age and the year you were born are the same number

This is my diamond birthday. I was born in 1955 and I am turning 55.

by Joe Cash October 17, 2010

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Birthday Head

The act of performing oral sex on an individual as a birthday present.

I'm going to give you some "birthday head" before i give you the business Ms. Williams

by Kevin "Qui" Joseph December 29, 2014

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An ironic anagram of "Happy Birthday"; Hippies by stereotype don't have baths, & "Barth" is the stereotypical pronunciation "toffs"/rich folk make. Double serving of irony & a jestful way to wish Happy Birthday.

Hippy Barthday!

by chillicontoefu July 8, 2012

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