Human burrito

When sleeping with a partner in a bed and they steal all the covers at night wrapping all the bedding around them as if they were meat inside the burrito and the blanket was the burrito shell.

I was so cold last night because my woman did the human burrito.

by toushiama February 16, 2010

Orville's Burrito

When one ingests large amounts of unpopped popcorn for the purpose of pooping on a plate and microwaving it til it pops up.

"I really hate that guy. Let's sneak into his house and leave him an Orville's Burrito."

by Michael L. Johnson March 16, 2004

Emergency Burrito

A burrito or other item purchased at Taco Bell specifically saved for a later time. Also, an emergency hand-warmer for when the weather is cold.

Dude, what that in your shirt-pocket?

Just my Emergency Burrito man.

Good thinking bro!

by sjkonk November 12, 2010

Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the Jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.

"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"

by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017

burrito penis

Noun; to refer to a penis when it is soft much like a warm burrito

Example: His limp burrito penis did nothing to satisfy the cravings of her fish taco.

by Ahawk32 February 1, 2014

laundry burrito

Made with clothes piled on the bed then wrapped up in a bed spread to make use of the bed possible.

The mood was broken by the need to pause to clear the bed and make a laundry burrito.

by artsy rev April 22, 2014

happy burrito

1: The act of having sex in a sleeping bag.
2: Being happy and rolled in your blankets

Phil and Marsha had a happy burrito last night in there tent.
I am a happy burrito

by AlsaineandSvenie December 26, 2014