Human burrito

When sleeping with a partner in a bed and they steal all the covers at night wrapping all the bedding around them as if they were meat inside the burrito and the blanket was the burrito shell.

I was so cold last night because my woman did the human burrito.

by toushiama February 16, 2010

Orville's Burrito

When one ingests large amounts of unpopped popcorn for the purpose of pooping on a plate and microwaving it til it pops up.

"I really hate that guy. Let's sneak into his house and leave him an Orville's Burrito."

by Michael L. Johnson March 16, 2004

Emergency Burrito

A burrito or other item purchased at Taco Bell specifically saved for a later time. Also, an emergency hand-warmer for when the weather is cold.

Dude, what that in your shirt-pocket?

Just my Emergency Burrito man.

Good thinking bro!

by sjkonk November 12, 2010

Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the Jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.

"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"

by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017

Burrito boner

The extreme excitement produced from eating Mexican food.

I got a total burrito boner after Reuben made those enchiladas.

by Novanova April 12, 2016

Burying the Burrito

The spicy love-making that ensues after the consumption of cocktails, more specifically a mojito.

Burying the Burrito is most commonly heard in the following way " You can bury your burrito if you buy me a mojito"

by DragonWaxer October 8, 2013

Rainbow Burrito

n. It is magical, glittery love at first sight. It is rainbow, it is burrito. Hold on to your damn fucking taste buds, tell them to fucking chill, and grab your napkins. This is stuff dreams are made of .

"I'm sorry you're feeling down dude, how about a Rainbow Burrito?"

by rocketsound November 29, 2013