Bamboo Buffet

When one is having sex with two women at the same time and you alternate between one girl's vagina and the other girl's anus.

Bend over ladies it's time for the bamboo buffet!

by Crustache January 23, 2009

All you can fuck buffet

When there are more than four different people who are going to have sex with you and you can only choose some.

After the party, it was like an all you can fuck buffet.

by TheSquigga March 29, 2015

never bring food to a buffet

an expression which basically asserts that it is unnecessary (and often self-defeating) to be accompanied by someone of the opposite sex to an event where there are likely to be a significant amount of unattached people who are potentially looking for an opportunity to "hook up".

applies of course to those who are not married or not in a steady, long term relationship.

"so, are you going to Darren and Tracey's wedding? I hear there will be lots of hot singles there!"

"for sure. maybe I should bring along a date, what do you think?"

"no no no, my friend......remember....NEVER bring food to a buffet!"

by polo January 5, 2006

Asian Buffet

When multiple Asian females line up in preparation to sexual intercoarse.

Damn dude, you scored an Asian buffet?

Yeah I went down to China town, and ended up with an Asian buffet.

Im in the mood for some Asian Buffet.

by Bravo77 January 24, 2011

Booty Buffet

(boo-tee buf-fey) Any single particular place or area that contains excess amounts women that have "More ass than a Donkey Farm". Any specific social gathering (i.e. parties, bars, nightclubs, etc) that is bountiful in bulbous booty, has an abundance of apple-bottom ass, hordes of heavy hiny, or a cornicopia of clean-cut cutta.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you hit the club last night?"

Guy 2: "Naw, man. I had to put in work."

Guy 1: "Damn man, you missed it. It was strait up a Booty Buffet in that bitch!"

by Chattom, E October 8, 2007

Seafood Buffet

A girl or guy whose crotch smells of fish* and crawling with crabs. Eat up!

*highly suggestive of herpes

In context of a guy friend getting dumped by his girlfriend:
It's okay man, bitch had a seafood buffet anyways.

by Albert2 May 12, 2007

All You Can Eat Buffet

When a guy is with a girl and he get's the opportunity to suck & lick anywhere he wants too

Craig : It was rather boring at my place last night Maddie just wanted to talk and watch the Friends marathon on Nick @ Nite!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!

by SlopNChop October 30, 2017