Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 6, 2010

budget vaping

The act of twisting a water bottle, popping the top off, and inhaling the little bit of vapor that comes out.

I couldn't afford a vape pen so I resorted to budget vaping 24 water bottles.

by cat caravan September 24, 2016

budgetness

when somethings super cheap or lacks quality.

i hate the budgetness of your kitchen.
theres no goddamn spoons!

by dunner! December 15, 2008

Big-Budget Splat

A big-budget Hollywood movie that has lots of special effects and did well at the box office, but got a bad Rotten Tomatoes score.

Examples:

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Suicide Squad
Transformers: Age of Extinction

The only things in theaters right now are Big-Budget Splats.

by whiteboyz36 November 14, 2017

Budget Cunt

Cheapest hooker in the area!

"What you scratching your cock for?"
"I think I caught something from that budget cunt on 10th street!"

by Nerdthagoras December 2, 2021

Baseline Budgeting

The complete bullshit accounting practice of using ever-increasing spending and revenues as the starting point. This assumes that the private sector of an economy will grow at a steady pace regardless of government's interference by way of more regulations and removing the incentives to produce. Also allows political parties to cry over "cuts" which are in reality projecting spending increases below their current baseline.

John Boner announced $1T in cuts over ten years using baseline budgeting, but the actual numbers show steady increases in Federal Spending.

by Joe666_69 July 28, 2011

budget

budget (phr). it means time is up. hitting budget or pushing budget means time is running out. derived from the room (30/01/22).

the doctor said my budget will come soon if i keep popping that knowledge

by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022