Filthy Broom

A vile act wherein a witches broom is used to clean the inside of an oven after a drunk woman mistakes it for a toilet, pulls the oven door down, defecates in it, and then proceeds to bake the contents at 375 degrees.
There was no safe place to discard the filthy broom after it was used to clean the steaming pieces of feces from the oven that next morning. That broom was just filthy, pure filthy.
by Dew Dropping January 19, 2011
mugGet the Filthy Broommug.

butt broom

the use of ones mustache or upper lip hair to groom the other parties ass
Tom Selleck has an industrial strength butt broom.
poop broom mustache butt brush
by allthecash December 2, 2009
mugGet the butt broommug.

push broom

The act of taking one's moustache and running it the length of his partner's vagina for sexual stimulation.
I gave that bitch a push broom last night.
by yeahtubbs November 1, 2007
mugGet the push broommug.

Womb broom

small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch
by captnphunky July 9, 2007
mugGet the Womb broommug.

the broom closet

A person who practices whichcraft but is not open about it or very secretive. Similar to a homosexual not being open about their sexual orientation.
Person 1- "She always chants words under her breath and wears a pentagram necklace, is she into witchcraft or something?"

- Person 2 " People have been asking her about it but shes been denying it so far. I think shes in the broom closet!"
by Mork_ulv March 27, 2017
mugGet the the broom closetmug.

The Mitchell Broome

Most strapping young lads, who often work at the Tyre Factory in Warrnambool but engages in gay anal sex on weekends for entertainment. (Usually Overweight)
That The Mitchell Broome is looking fantastic today!
by corzav3 June 2, 2020
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Double Broom

Double broom: when someone with an ironic mustache goes down on someone with long pubes
When Chris started dating Marty with the big bush, he grew out his mustache so he could give her a double broom.
by weenpeen87 November 13, 2019
mugGet the Double Broommug.

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