Filthy Broom

A vile act wherein a witches broom is used to clean the inside of an oven after a drunk woman mistakes it for a toilet, pulls the oven door down, defecates in it, and then proceeds to bake the contents at 375 degrees.

There was no safe place to discard the filthy broom after it was used to clean the steaming pieces of feces from the oven that next morning. That broom was just filthy, pure filthy.

by Dew Dropping January 19, 2011

broom alien

A term with a negative connotation used to describe a person who has had everything in life handed to him or her and seems to be completely unacquainted with mundane tasks like sweeping a floor.

I always feel like our government is disconnected from the lives of the people." "That's because this country is run by broom aliens.

by Jacck Quänts December 27, 2010

push broom

The act of taking one's moustache and running it the length of his partner's vagina for sexual stimulation.

I gave that bitch a push broom last night.

by yeahtubbs November 1, 2007

Womb broom

small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch

the ladies love my womb broom

by captnphunky July 9, 2007

Shoe broom

To use your shoe to move something on the floor, ie shattered glass.

Those damn club kids put their empty beer bottles on the stage last night like idiots and they smashed all over the dance floor. I had to jump down and shoe broom the glass into the corner.

by Elliot.Sven.Masson September 18, 2014

Shaft broom

The action of a man giving head to another man and his mustache dragging across the other man's shaft, like a broom across the floor

Yeah Dustin's shaft broom really cleaned my dick last night!

by BT34M October 10, 2018

Double Broom

Double broom: when someone with an ironic mustache goes down on someone with long pubes

When Chris started dating Marty with the big bush, he grew out his mustache so he could give her a double broom.

by weenpeen87 November 13, 2019