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Fuzzy Hand Brake

Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.
I went to see Alice, but her kids were home so I only got a fuzzy hand brake.
by Donald Milhaus Trump November 8, 2019
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South Carolina Brake Light

During a threesome with one guy and two girls, make sure one of the girls is clinically obese and the other is blood related. Then, have the obese girl sit on your face so you cannot breath and have your blood relative ride you. You will become beet red in the face and might not survive, but hey, you went out like a champ.
Its so sad that he is gone, but he was a total badass to go out with a South Carolina Brake Light.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.
Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.
by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024
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New York Brake Job

Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.
"Yo bro, did you hear about that girl giving out New York Brake Jobs?"
by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025
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Take and bake

When a junky steals your stuff for drugs.
Damn my wallet is gone, Karen just did a take and bake on me.
by Vinny da cheese July 14, 2016
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Jenna baker

Jenna baker a girl who does anyone for a few bucks. Sleeps with her best friends boyfriend and loves to cheat on her boyfriend. A hoe. 5 guys one night not a problem for Jenna baker. 3 dicks at once for $3 not a problem.
Hey guys have you seen Jenna baker tonight I'm trying to get some pussy? $3 right?
by Ayyyyyeeeee69 July 8, 2017
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I finished to baked

To receive a message from Hotpocket, from the somewhat popular Youtube series "Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles" while ejaculating.
I finished to baked last night while choking the literal fuck out of my chicken, I spent the rest of that night crying.
by Shipmaster of the Loveboat August 9, 2015
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