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double bonus

When something really good happens unexpectedly. The bonus sometimes has a double meaning, as it often can be viewed as something negative or a tragedy. This is not a requirement of a double bonus however, as 'double' does not mean the bonus must have double meanings, it means the bonus is really good. often only because it is so unexpected.
Ex 1

Person 1: "So this cop was chasing me on the freeway and he wrecked..."

Person 2: "Nice. Double bonus."

Ex 2

Person 1: "I went into our new roommates room to turn off his alarm and I found a naked stripper tied to his bed."

Person 2: "Ah, but would you call that a bad thing, or double bonus?"
by MikeBGSU May 28, 2009
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Bonus Jonas

Also known as Frankie Jonas, the youngest brother of Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas and Kevin Jonas of the band "The Jonas Brothers". Although Frankie is not in the band, he is still as awesome as his brothers who are.
"Frankie Jonas is the Bonus Jonas of the Jonas Brothers!"
by holllyj August 16, 2008
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Bonus dump

An extra shit that occurs over and above from what you normally poop during the day.
"Hey. I just took a bonus dump and am I feeling skinny"!
by DanTGib January 30, 2007
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Bonus-up

To hook one up but better than a standard hook-up. Beyond a favor, complete fulfillment. The unsolicited upgrade.
Craig bonus-upped with some sweet hindu kush.
by MizNew May 1, 2009
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Bonus Hard Taco

When someone say's something stupid or a false statement, the person listening is able to call a "bonus hard taco" which means that you are able to hit the person twice on the sholder and once on the back of the head.

Rules that apply:

1) If the person calls "late!" before you are able to say "bonus hard taco" you are not permitted to give them a bonus

2) The other person is able to call whether it's a "bonus HARD taco" or a "bonus SOFT taco" (when something said isn't VERY stupid, it's a soft taco)
by interactivebabe!!@ June 15, 2010
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boner bonus

(n.) A boner bonus is any normal, everyday situation that will allow you to do something that will result in a definite erection.
Jake: "Dude, my parents are leaving tonight and I'm gonna be home all alone."

Anthony: "Wow, man, you're such a loner."

Jake: "I'm just gonna watch porn all night."

Anthony: "Boner bonus!"
by Námore March 28, 2011
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Bonus

When a guy get head, pussy, and ass all in one night.

When a woman gives up all 3 holes in one sexual encounter.
He's getting lucky tonight, he's getting the BONUS!
by Modog1209 February 18, 2017
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