boner

the feeling you get when you listen to deftones

person 1: i was listening to deftones just hoping i didn’t get a boner but i did!!

by deftones lover September 13, 2021

boner

A boner is When Papyrus prepared his bone attack on you in Undertale.

Papyrus: I am preparing a bone attack for you Frisk.

Frisk: *Waits for a boner*

by AnonymousBr'ishTea September 3, 2022

Boner

That moment when your dick is hella hard

Bro did u see Jenna ? I got a boner wen I saw her ass

by urbih December 10, 2019

Boner

When your dick has a excitement

Did u see my boner when i was doing my presentation in class today?

by Archenemy June 3, 2020

Boner

Wanting to frick kiersten.

Kiersten: Hey baby, I have a feeling that you want a boner tonight.
Jake: MMMMHHHHMMMMM. But only if you let me put my penis is your boobs.
Kiersten: Deal! Now let's go get in bed.
Jake: AAAAHHH MMNNHNMNMMMHN AAH!
Kiersten: OH HONEY! I CAN FEEL IT BABY! MMMNNHMNHHHNMMMNH!
Jake: I'm glad we're not wasting this opportunity of the mighty boner!
Kiersten: Well you're wasting it right now since you stopped fricking me!
Chad: Hey guys. Whatcha doi-
Kiersten: ......
Jake: .......
Chad: I'm in!
Jake & Kiersten: Only if you cum in our mouths!
Chad: Gotcha
Chad, Jake, & Kiersten: MHNNMNHNMNHNMHN!!

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 4, 2022

Bonering

To get a "Boner" intentionally or doing it for fun.

Person:What r u doing!?
You:Ummmmm nothing
Person:Are you sure i swear ur bonering...
You:Well Yeah.....

by MAhCuk November 21, 2016

Boner

An erected penis, so large it will poke you in the eye, come back out and fly up your girlfriends arse.

Man, I've got such a boner, that XXX movie was fantastic

by VitaminX May 21, 2006