blonde

It's a hair colour (gold, usually), NOT a personality trait.

The dumb blonde cliché started with the kinds of characters Marylin Monroe played in many of her movies. She usually played characters who were pretty ditsy, though sometimes she came through with some profoundly wise insight. So when people blame their ditsiness or naivety on being blonde, they are just pandering to a popular culture stereotype.

In other words, being blonde has nothing to do with being stupid. Being stupid has everything to do with being stupid.

Marylin Monroe's character, at the end of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, convinces her would-be father-in-law that women chasing after rich men is like men chasing after beautiful women.

by mad hatter June 22, 2004

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blond pineapple of death

a middle-age or older woman who generally wreaks havoc, but with a smile on her face while doing it; typically (but not limited to) southern housewife; can ruin your entire day with one well-timed zinger, again delivered with a charming white smile of gorgeous veneers done by one of her husband's golf buddies. most often spotted at ladies' tea rooms and/or talbots, and can easily be recognized by the perfect blond coif, and usually (but not always) a shrill voice.

I ran in Talbot's today to pick up a sweater, and the blond pineapple of death rang me out. Sheesh.

by volhostess April 21, 2009

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blonde power

The infinite & incredible strength a person can only have from Blonde hair. Even stronger when natural. This makes it the far superior hair race.

Natural enemy: The ginger.

The blonde army will always win, they have Blonde Power.

by BlondeNation September 25, 2013

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