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The Solar Bobber

In the seat(s) below the sun roof of a parked car, the female rides the cock shaft using sun roof for leverage. From the bystandard POV (point of view) her head pokes in and out of view from the sun roof creating a bobbing bobber effect.
"Honey what do you think is going on in there?" as the wifey points out a mysterious visual of a womans head poking in and out of view from the next parked car. "Ha ha sweetheart, thats a bit of the Solar Bobber, the lucky bastard!"
by PappysMaster April 12, 2010
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toilet bombed

when you go to the toilet only to discover someone, or perhaps yourself from earlier, has left a rotting pile of shit and/or a bowl full of piss that has been sitting in the toilet unflushed.

It is especially bad if you have to lift the lid of the toilet first, then the smell of the old shit and piss explodes in your face. Much like a bomb.
::lifts toilet lid::
Holy fuck look at that turd! It smells like someone just took a shit in my left nostril. I can't believe I just got fucking toilet bombed.
by ThatsWhatVBSaid December 4, 2009
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Carpet Bombed

When you hit it so hard that her slimy goop explodes all over your red bed sheets, resembling the trail (snail trail)a snail would leave behind.
D: "Dude....does these look normal?"
S: " Oh God no....."
D: "I'm pretty sure I smashed Jennifer so hard last night that she carpet bombed my bed sheets"
by Lil pepp June 20, 2014
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bombed out

Your sister didn't get invited? Shady man, well bombed out
by S.e.a.n January 4, 2007
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Bobbet

Devoted mother and friend who is addicted to knitting and candy corn. Watch out, she also loves to pop zits. This loud, sometimes timid woman loves milk shakes and karaoke parties by herself. Loves boobs.
"Wow I'm so glad I know Bobbet, now I have no zits!"
by Meatpie989 February 5, 2010
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Bibbed

To become so drunk or intoxicated that you revert back to the motor function of a drooling infant and thus need a bib for the duration of said intoxication.
"Dude, I was so bibbed last night that got in a fight with some jocks, stole the dolly from behind the bar, I then threw up in my bed while sleeping.
by wagners May 25, 2010
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K-Bombed

After sending someone a text they reply to you. Expecting some relevant infomation you check the message only to realize they simply replied with "K", which is unnecessary, a waste of your time, and a hit to your expectations.

K-Bombers are unfamiliar with today's technology and do not realize the general rule for texting is a text sent is a text recieved.
My Text: I'll pick you up on 20 minutes.

Reply Text: K

Me after checking the text: K-Bombed again!
by TheJexster November 12, 2012
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