blastedcock

A blastedcock is a recently sucked dick. This can only be defined as a blastedcock if the male erection was sucked by a gay man, if it was sucked by a hoe it won't count.

Cole: Yeah man, I got such a blastedcock right now.
John: This nigga GAY!

by Jerk Off Jack August 12, 2016

Blasted Fun Time

The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time

"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"

by DameonSpawn September 6, 2016

Blasted

A term used to describe the act of demolishing a horny woman

"Michelle got totally Blasted} last night at that house party!"

by Mut8edPen9uin September 4, 2017

BLASTED

BIG B.L.A.S.T.

Be the LAST time you smoke ,

drink, or do drugs.
Some tweaker " BLASTED me" big time

by Holythunder October 15, 2017

blasted

Intense central nervous system fatigue and soreness after a heavy workout

I fell down my babygirl's apartment stairs because my legs were so fucking blasted after ATG squats.

by perfectlittlecutie November 27, 2018

Blasted

When you finger someone.

“I blasted Lila at the party last night bro.”

by eggcellant December 2, 2018

Blasted

When someone sucks on their {juul} for too long, they get blasted. High as FUCK.

Dude, I just took a mad hit, now im blasted as fuck.

by icecreamman192 April 14, 2019