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Bipolar Douche Lord. 

A person who sets their status as weird things, has major anger issues and may be on the verge of killing anything/one that gets in its way, a person who cant even be categorized as a "douche bag" because its a LORD. A person who needs help and needs to just delete their facebook and GET A LIFE :)
MC, a bipolar douche lord.

Bipolar disorder hoarder

A person with bipolar disorder who does not take their medication and goes postal on anyone for anything. Although delutional they are know it alls. They also quote the bible constantly ,also suffering from being a bible thumper, telling everyone they are going to hell even though they were a prostitute,crackhead and a bad mother to the extent that all of their children were taken away and adopted into proper homes. They are often born again Christians.
Dang she's a bipolar disorder hoarder,she needs to take her meds

Bipolar Friend 

When your friend says they want to go to a party but then change their mind 5 minutes later and then change their mind yet again another 5 minutes later and then they're stuck in this endless loop of deciding whether or not to go.
Jill: Okay! I'll go to the party!
*Some time passes.*
Jill: I don't want to goooo!
Anthony: Wow, you bitch.
Luke: At least we know the bipolar friend of the group.
Bipolar Friend by DefineShitMan April 11, 2019

Bipolar friend 

A friend who will hang out with you, and you will genuinely get along with, but when they're given the chance to gain some popularity will suddenly not be your friend anymore. may even bully you if necessary.
bipolar friend: "HEY! what's up? how've you been??"

Normal friend: "Not much, how about you?"

(another person walks by, presumably popular)

bipolar friend: "Uh, i don't know, why they hell are you talking to me? dumb ass.

Normal friend: "Your such a bipolar friend. go f**k yourself."
Bipolar friend by Feely7 March 1, 2011

Bipolar Disorder 

bi.po.lar dis.or.der |bīˈpōlər-disˈôrdər|
Noun

Condition given to women's nipples that do not point in a parallel direction, instead the nipples are oriented on opposite poles of the breasts. Usually these nipples can be found on the extreme right and extreme left of a women's breasts.
Sean: Dude look at Shelly's boobs...they are so perfect.
David: nahh man, her nips are pointing in different directions. I think she has Bipolar Disorder.
Sean: Yeah, she might even have lazy nips.

bipolar-autistic 

The fusion of two same diagnosed disabilities consisting of any bipolar diagnoses and any autistic diagnoses that you are born with at the same time. Also known as a co-morbidity.
Jimmy was born with with the diagnoses of bipolar 1 and asperger's syndrome at the same time making him a bipolar-autistic, co-morbidity, fusion disability