the batman

stick the index finger in the pussy, then stick both the index in the pussy and the pinky up the butt, the stick the index in the pussy, the pinky up the butt, and the opposite hand's index in one of the ears at the same time, then start singing the batman theme song (do doo doo do doo doo do doo BAT MAN..you know how it goes) while pulling the fingers in and out to the beat of the song

Jake wants to do the BATMAN on Katelyn, get the batmobile Robin and take him to her house

by Not Mexican Mike July 16, 2008

Batmanning

To beat someone to the point where if they do not receive medical attention they will soon die.

Dude last week I want to court for batmanning Greg, ended up getting assault and battery and attempted murder.

by Syzygy21 October 26, 2014

Batman

A variation of the teabag when you hang from somewhere (such as a doorframe) putting your nuts at eye level with the person to be batmanned. You then proceed to place your nuts on the person's head as normal for a teabag.

John totally batmanned Kristen when she walked into the breakroom!

by Crackershinobi June 27, 2009

Batman

A man with mad, wicked skill in pleasing his partner with a multitude of gadgets.

My boyfriend pulled a batman last night with my new vibrator.

by Phedre1972 June 28, 2011

Batman

When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!

To successfully do this one should put up a lamp behind oneself so you get a shadow effect that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.

"I would totally batman dat gilf"

by Scoota B. June 21, 2008

batmanitis

1. YOUR COCK IS A FUCKEN BAT
2. fucken shit your cock is a bat now
3. cock = bat
see also fuckshit, COCKFACEFUCKER, BATMAN is GHEY

OMFG,LOLZBBQ,LMFAO!!!Ono3no3n, my cockz0r is t3h batz0rs!!!oneoneoneEENLEVEN.

by Max Payne April 15, 2005

The Batman

When you're with a girl that likes to use Anal Beads on you, she puts down a tarp for when she pulls them out and you defecate.

Either one of you then pics up the tarp that is covered in Seaman and faeces and wear it like a cape and start flapping around the room, creating the illusion you are a bat.

far out man did you here Derrick gave Randy Mandy the The Batman last night" "Yeah i heard he swooped on her like an Eagle

by Hog Hog Hog June 2, 2011