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Holy Buttfuck Batman!

A phrase for use when one witnesses a particularly horrific disaster. You might say "holy shit" after a car wreck. On the other hand, a plane crash would call for "Holy Buttfuck Batman!"
Robin: Holy Buttfuck Batman! The Joker just blew up a paint factory!
Batman: The Joker will get his just desserts, dear Robin, but we have more pressing concerns. Remove the Batplug and come closer...
by Frederic Wertham December 2, 2007
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Batman factor

1. An integer number representing the number of items hanging from a batbelt. In most settings, a Batman factor of more than 3 is not acceptable without odd stares and whispering. This encourages the hacker in question to choose items for the batbelt carefully to avoid awkward social situations, usually amongst non-hackers. 2. A somewhat more vaguely defined index of contribution to sense 1. Devices that are especially obtrusive, such as large, older model cell phones, "Pocket" PC devices and walkie talkies are said to have a high batman factor. Sleeker devices such as a later-model Palm or StarTac phone are prized for their low batman factor and lessened obtrusiveness and weight.
by Biohertz January 30, 2003
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Batman Wannabe

A tryhard in call of duty who thinks he/she is in FaZe or a major clan. Usually does not know how to even trickshot.
Oi!!! cmon m8 stopping being such a Batman Wannabe you can't even hardscope!
by Scrub_Reker May 31, 2015
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Batman kid

A term used to describe an orphan or a young child who is without parents. The phrase draws inspiration from the iconic superhero, Batman, whose own backstory includes the loss of his parents during childhood. Just as Batman overcame adversity to become a symbol of justice and resilience, a "Batman kid" may symbolize strength, determination, and the capacity to thrive despite challenging circumstances.
(1.) I killed my parents and now I am Batman kid. (2.) I was working with the mmmm, the Batman kid. Do you mean the orphan? YES, that's the word!!
by notthebatmankid October 25, 2023
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signalling batman

when your nuts stick to the sides of your leg put a flashlight behind em and he will be there in no time
"dang dude my nuts are sticking to my legs"
"your signalling batman! quit it!"
by the masked headless horseman September 21, 2009
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Your Third Baseman

As a man, your third baseman is the only other man that you would a have a threesome with thus making it you, the girl and of course your third baseman. Most of the time this person would be you best friend, your bro, or someone you are close to and have known for a while. Your third baseman is someone who wouldn't judge and someone who you know that won't make it weird or awkward afterwards.
Girl: the only way I'm having a threesome is if its with two guys,
Guy: alright Im in
Girl: better get your third baseman
by theTrooper January 9, 2013
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to batman

to very slyly sneak away from a situation or people because they/it are boring, stupid, annoying, slappable or also just because you wanna do your own thing. Similar to what Batman does to Commissioner Gordon on the daily
Some guy: "Dude that sounds awesome, cant wait for that stripper foam neon Jersey Shore party! Nathan can you wait for the....where did he just go, wasn't he just here?"

Not Nathan: "You know he loves to batman his way out of here when he wants to play piano. Thing of beauty really"
by junglejamknightkablam April 14, 2010
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