conk bat

when one has sex with another, but at the same time they are being bonked by the person. this is good if you're a masochist

"conk bat me"

A: "i conk batted amelia the other night, it was pretty fun"
B: "really dude? thats awesome!"

by catboygogy69 November 2, 2020

Ate the bat

To have done something with unintended and harmful consequences

“Sorry my love, I really ate the bat bringing up abortion at your family Christmas”

“Jennifer really ate the bat with this accidental reply-all email”

by Grosselisse April 6, 2020

Jug Bat

A very large penis. Usually referred to when describing the penis as being so massive in size and girth that all it's good for is slapping up against a womans body parts, most often their jugs.

When Jason went on his blind date he had no idea that the woman he was with had a particular fondness for a man with a jug bat. He was pleasantly surprised when the woman requested a little jug slapping.

by mdlaclover May 14, 2010

bat box

A small wooden box used for carrying around marijuana indiscriminately.

The fire alarm rang and I grabbed my bat box because I knew that it was going to be a long wait

by Jim Witness September 13, 2004

Bat Country

Bat Country is known from the 1998 movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas which is based on the Book written by Hunter S. Thompson, with the same title of course. They drive through the heat stroke ridden weathered desert with nothing in sight for miles also known as "Bat Country" on their way to Las Vegas strung out on Ether, Acid, and other mucilaginous drugs they had in the trunk.

*Driving down the hot desert roads full speed*
*suddenly the car comes to screeching holt*
Raoul: WE CANT STOP HERE THIS IS BAT COUNTRY! *waving around a fly swatter*
*bat drops down onto dirt road as they pull away*

by Colonel Depp September 5, 2019

bats in the belfry

An antiquated term for insanity, madness. Belfry: the top of a bell tower on a church, where the bell is housed. Often infested with bats, who enjoy the darkness and seclusion of the place.

She's got bats in the belfry, sqirrels in the attic, owls up in the loft. She's apeshit, bughouse, batty, mad as a march hare.

by gramaticon August 2, 2005

bat winging

When the male's scrotum is sweaty and it sticks to the sides of the legs, to resemble a bat's wings.

Dude, after that run i am totaly bat winging it.

by Ashton Amos May 13, 2008