old school hollywood baseball

named after a song by system of a down now coming to mean extremely, totally fucking badass!

dude that is so old school hollywood baseball

by hooter stumpfuck October 8, 2005

baseball slut

When a high school girl finds out someone is on varsity baseball and she goes for him now rather than when he was on junior varsity

baseball slut 1:katie did you hear that ralphie got moved up to varsity?
baseball slut 2: really now suddenly he is so much more attractive. i am going to go blow him
baseball slut 1: not if i blow him first!!!!

by schmidtyyyyyy!!! January 9, 2010

sandpaper baseball bat

A baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper used for anal torture; also "sandpaper baseball bat of doom"

by Pissed Off Paul October 9, 2003

baseball

A very difficult and amazing game, played by some of the greatest athletes in the world and if you think its boring youre retarded. This game is so difficult the failure rate is 7/10 times, if youre someone who doesnt like baseball and bashes it saying its easy then you obviously havent played or tried to pitch to buster posey, matt kemp, juan uribe, or andre ethier, or tried to hit a clayton kershaw 97 mph fastball. Do that well then say its easy.

Person 1: "Wow did you see that Kershaw struck out Howie Kendrick on 3 pitches!"

Person 2: "Yeah thats what happens when you throw 95 mph its baseball magic."

by Verhine March 29, 2011

baseball

The best game ever created. A game that takes exceptional athleticism, exceptional knowledge of the game, and intelligence. The only sport in which you can succeed 30% of the time and be considered great. That in itself shows how difficult of a sport it is to play. Many people argue that hitting a baseball is the most difficult thing to do in all of sports. Now whether you disagree or agree, there is no question that hitting a 90+ MPH baseball is extremely difficult and takes a great amount of skill. Not to mention the ball can curve, cut, sink, slide, etc. Also, throwing a baseball is one of the most unnatural things that your body can do, and throwing it with great velocity is a very special thing that very few can do. The most difficult sport to play (except maybe for golf) by far. Anybody can pick up a basketball or a football and be decent at it without ever practicing, that does not apply in baseball. You either can play the game, or you can't. Bottomline: it is America's favorite pastime and always will be. It's more than just a game, it's a way of life.

Derek Jeter is one of the greatest hitters in baseball in recent memory.

by pabdbomb September 15, 2008

Vampire Baseball

The sport that was created by Stephanie Meyer for the Twilight saga because she couldn't think of anything. It is utter fail and cannot be compared to the creativity and uniqueness of Quidditch.

"This is so boring and stupid"
"I know, it's like Vampire Baseball"

by LunaBeiFong January 11, 2009

baseball

baseball is a game in which extreme amounts of mental toughness/concentration are needed in order to play successfully, also known as america's pastime.

a player on a baseball field has to be ready for the ball to be hit to them every single pitch. Lets say you don't have the ball hit your way the entire game until the final inning (9th in MLB) after being mentaly prepared for roughly 150 pitches (2 and a half hours, give or take) without seeing it come your way, in that play you drop the ball causing your team to lose...extremely taxing on the mind, do not ever say this game is easy until you try this.

by AClancy March 19, 2008