Deep Barney

to be in deep trouble

we're in deep barney
....?
Barney Rubble...Trouble!

by Charizard LeBeau June 25, 2009

Dirty Barnes

The act of placing one's thumb in another's ass and upon removal wiping it on one's own upper lip to savor the aroma, a la the Dirty Sanchez.

Did Dan grow a mustache or just throw down a Dirty Barnes.

by Streamwood cat July 1, 2012

Barnes & Nobled

Having to desperately take a shit and the only place around to use a bathroom is Barnes & Noble. Having to take a shit so bad you can't think straight.

Nathan Barnes & Nobled after eating too many burgers from A&W.

by lolgoodtimes July 22, 2009

Barnes'n

When you are highly crafty at bull shitting people.

Example: You never graduated college but you bull shitted people into thinking you did and you somehow bull shit them into asking you to speak at a Commencement ceremony for a large and well-respected university.

Would you stop Barnes'n me asshole! I know you never received your Bachelor's degree.

by Yep it's me June 16, 2008

barney

A small-town, provincial putz of a policeman. The name represents "Barney Fife", the bumbling, inept deputy sherfiff from the "Andy Griffith Show." The typical small-town Barney is a doughnut-chomping fat bastard whose only purpose is to write as many speeding tickets and seat belt "safety" violations to out-of-town licence plated cars as humanly possible. This daily pattern continues until the barney has padded his resume sufficiently to move on to a real job far from the provincial putzville which was his first job for a couple of years. The outrageous pattern of excessive ticket-writing also works in the favor of the inbred, corrupt, fuck-headed town officials who reap an obscene profit from the fine largesse. This, in turn, self justifies the continuance of the salary for the Barney. This pattern is particularly effective in towns which are so ridiculously quiet and small that an actual "law enforcement officer" has no substantive reason to be on the public payroll. The next time you are pulled over in some backward Hooterville for driving 4 MPH over the posted limit, remember where your fine money is going.

Damn, Frank was only going 27 in the 25 zone but the Barney pulled him over anyway!

by Frank Klaune April 25, 2005

barney

Big, dark to purple penis.

I gave her barney last night and she loved it.

by Panfilo Seisnueve June 13, 2008

barnesville

(n.) known for potato days.

full of cheap whores and fine liquor.

taylor trickle is an inhabitant here.

"hey man, wanna go to barnesville?"

"nah, i've got enough std's already"

by daisies11638702935 June 14, 2009