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penis blinking

When a guy makes a quick pump by doing the opposite of what he would do when he pushes out shit. That is one blink. Penis blinking is the penis-ical equivalent of blinking.
"Once I start penis blinking, I just can't stop doing it an noticing it! Good thing no one else can tell."
by Will F January 22, 2008
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troll baiting

Troll baiting is the act of giving yourself or your argument credibility by intentionally martyring yourself by picking fights with extremist nut jobs who oppose you or your argument. The last thing a troll baiter wants is to come up against someone who is calm, intelligent, passionate and highly informed on the subject who can easily blow holes in their argument without getting vulgar or making personal attacks.
The minister was just troll baiting when he protested the sinfulness of dancing at a nightclub in a bad neighbor hood instead of the university dance department down the road because he could get more supporters by being a victim than by being wrong.
by Professor Lunacy July 6, 2014
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Baltinglass

A town in forgotten Wicklow, located in the compost corner of the garden of ireland.

More commonly known as "Balto", "Imnotgoinanywherenearthatshitehole!!" or "Blessington"

The original reason for phrases like "Oooh don't go over there!","a sheep is for life, not just for Christmas" and "if ya push em up to the edge of a cliff they back up harder!"

A town built "of the people, by the people and for the entertainment of others"

The proverbial "back arse of nowhere"
-Hey we're goin to your place next weekend ok?

-Ok!

-How do i get to Blessington?

-...

-what?

-fuck off.

"Baltinglass is in the back arse of nowhere!!
by Danielicious207 April 20, 2008
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Banting

Lawro - "I fucked your mum last night!"

Kris - "Oh that's not funny!"
Lawro - "Don't worry man, I was just Banting!"
by Classic Lawro July 2, 2015
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Race Baiting

To be under the influence of the behavior and mentality of Jessie Jackson or Al Sharpton.
I am so tired of these black activists out there always trying to be race baiting on white police officers.
by Zero2infinity November 22, 2018
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Blinding

(U.K.) Cursing, specifically saying "Bloody" this and "Bloody" that.
"If I hear someone effing and blinding in the street I give them a look." - Roy "Chubby" Brown (of all people!)
by davarinofuntucson June 8, 2013
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blanting

When someone is stupid or silly
“omg grace don’t be blanting”
“that’s so blant
by hangran:) November 8, 2019
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