Skip to main content

Bilbo Baggins

The act of shaving ones pubes onto the floor next to your bed, and then inviting a lady friend into said bed. After vigorous thrusting, upon climax, ejaculate on said lady friends feet. On leaving, her sticky feet will contact your pube laden trap; thus completing the bildo baggins.
"sorry I'm late for work, I got bilbo baggins'd this morning."
by tweedhouseboys February 2, 2014
mugGet the Bilbo Bagginsmug.

Bilbo Baggins

John, Bob, Chris and Scott had a Bilbo Baggins.
by Froto Baggins January 21, 2009
mugGet the Bilbo Bagginsmug.

brown baggin

The process of putting a brown bag over a sex partner's face to fully engage in sexuall activity without seeing that partner's face to ruin the act itself.
DAMN she has a fine body, but i would have to be brown baggin that face for the deed to get done.
by outkaste3 October 16, 2006
mugGet the brown bagginmug.

T-Baggin

When someone puts his balls over another's eyes while he's sleeping.
"I t-bagged that nigga last night, check out the photos!"
by ignitgarde October 23, 2004
mugGet the T-Bagginmug.

Dildo Baggins

A troll who lives in a cold cave surrounded by pussy of all shapes and sizes. He only comes out for sustenance and to empty his refuse bins.
Yo, I never see that kid anymore.

Yeah, he really turned into a Dildo Baggins after he got that VR Headset and all those cats.
by BigMike86 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Dildo Bagginsmug.

baggin' rays

Yeah, me and Sandy had nothing to do so we just ended up baggin' rays all day at the beach. And man, Sandy looks really good in a tan.
by bagginrays August 17, 2021
mugGet the baggin' raysmug.

Douche Baggins

A nerd that just so happens to be a professional in douche baggery
Nerd: Sup girl wanna suck on my lightsaber

Girl: Omg leave me alone Douche Baggins
by NiggerMcDicker69 January 14, 2015
mugGet the Douche Bagginsmug.

Share this definition