by AK420247 June 6, 2022

a woman with an ass that protrudes (sticks Out) behind her and the cheeks rotates as she walks (baboon ass)
When she noticed that I was walking behind behind her she began to flirt with her {Baboon Ass} it really turned me on
by Fact One March 9, 2016

S: "I think when you guys leave I'm going to goon"
Z: "what?? That's like the third time today"
W: "nah he's the real goon baboon"
Z: "what?? That's like the third time today"
W: "nah he's the real goon baboon"
by AlphaZ_23 June 25, 2025

Man 1: the dictionary definition of primates is (ect)
Man 2: shut up you bimbling baboon bozo know one cares
Man 2: shut up you bimbling baboon bozo know one cares
by The amibigous definitor June 26, 2022

Example: Goorin Baboon! Come here ma goon! My goon-boon-goon is so cute!
Example: He is so cute, I should start calling him Ma Goon.
Example: Goorin Baboon is the pinnacle of cuteness.
Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations) is the unbelievable cuteness found in someone.
Example: He is so cute, I should start calling him Ma Goon.
Example: Goorin Baboon is the pinnacle of cuteness.
Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations) is the unbelievable cuteness found in someone.
by Proffessor Schwab February 13, 2024

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.
by djmuz May 31, 2016

Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight
Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022
