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Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight
Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?

Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022
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Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight
Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?

Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022
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Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight
Man1: have you see that Edie baboon?

Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?

Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole
by Ehjwhehehwbs September 22, 2022
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