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suprise buttsechs

When a person is quickly and unknowingly given buttsechs from someone who sneaks up behind them.
carleana "omg i just felt something in my butt"
rachel "zomg what was eet?!"
Jamesaxlmooney "SUPRISE BUTTSECHS!!!!"
by zomg effing brilliant July 26, 2006
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Butt Sex

Any sex involving the anus. There are three degrees to butt sex:

1. Regular butt sex. That is anal sex involving plenty of lubrication and great care to avoid injury.

2. Rough butt sex. Anal sex involving little lube by those who like it rough. Spit or similar substances may also be used.

3. Angry butt sex. No lube, no preparation. Obviously not a very happy time for the recipient.
1. The kind of butt sex most people have.

2. Think Brokeback Mountain.

3. ...ummm....I don't think this actually happens.
by The mighty anonym June 8, 2007
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butt sex

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butt sex

n : anal intercourse committed by a man with a man or woman syn: sodomy, buggery, anal intercourse Dildos, fingers, bananas, cucumbers and digits are applicable. If you get into that sort of thing.
"Kirk and Julien had butt sex."
"I Heart Butt Sex!"
"Put it in my butt, I love that feeling!"
"Samantha loved it when she had butt sex, she talks about it all the time."
by Taylor April 6, 2005
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Bloody butt sex

When one is fucked so hard in the ass it bleeds. But that doesn't stope the anal action and one keeps going and going.
Jimmy had bloody butt sex with Sussie now she cant walk straight and has to get stitches Owe!
by Super Anal Man November 28, 2007
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Suprise buttsecks

The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.
Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG
by MDspyro February 18, 2007
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straight butt sex

1. The act of a man inserting his penis into a womans ass. Not to be confused with gay butt sex.

2. (Rare) The act of a woman inserting a dildo into a man's ass. This is considered to be a form of gay butt sex in some circles.
1. Harry was tired of Sarah's loose vagina so he decided to stick it in her butt for some straight butt sex.

2. Sarah rammed the 10 inch blue dildo up Harry's ass for some straight butt sex that some would consider kinda gay.
by Harry Zonka October 19, 2008
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suprise butt sex

the best thing you never knew you needed.
Dude, i was chilling and all of sudden SUPRISE BUTT SEX! it was great.

Man it wasnt rape, it was just suprise butt sex, you'll get over it.
by joe scarpati January 2, 2008
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