A vile act wherein a witches broom is used to clean the inside of an oven after a drunk woman mistakes it for a toilet, pulls the oven door down, defecates in it, and then proceeds to bake the contents at 375 degrees.
There was no safe place to discard the filthy broom after it was used to clean the steaming pieces of feces from the oven that next morning. That broom was just filthy, pure filthy.
by Dew Dropping January 18, 2011
A term with a negative connotation used to describe a person who has had everything in life handed to him or her and seems to be completely unacquainted with mundane tasks like sweeping a floor.
I always feel like our government is disconnected from the lives of the people." "That's because this country is run by broom aliens.
by Jacck Quänts December 26, 2010
The act of taking one's moustache and running it the length of his partner's vagina for sexual stimulation.
by yeahtubbs October 17, 2007
by captnphunky June 13, 2007
Those damn club kids put their empty beer bottles on the stage last night like idiots and they smashed all over the dance floor. I had to jump down and shoe broom the glass into the corner.
by Elliot.Sven.Masson September 18, 2014
by Time for time January 01, 2022
A person who practices whichcraft but is not open about it or very secretive. Similar to a homosexual not being open about their sexual orientation.
Person 1- "She always chants words under her breath and wears a pentagram necklace, is she into witchcraft or something?"
- Person 2 " People have been asking her about it but shes been denying it so far. I think shes in the broom closet!"
- Person 2 " People have been asking her about it but shes been denying it so far. I think shes in the broom closet!"
by Mork_ulv March 27, 2017