Brayden

A bitch ass satanist who will never smash.

People with this name will never smash

P1: Man Brayden took my cat yesterday

P2: did he eat it?
P1: I think so

by Salvatore November 22, 2018

Brayden

A thin as toothpicks no good piece of trash

I once saw this person, he was frail, stupid, and probably worthless so I called him a Brayden

by deep fried and then boiled cat April 22, 2019

Brayden

Your shitty, run of the mill "The North Face" wearing boy, who has a haircut that screams "Teen Beach Movie."

Hey Dude, me and Brayden are going surfing by the beach, dude wanna come. That'd be like totally tubular if you did.

by ChickenWangzzz November 19, 2019

Brayden

He's a kid with no friends and has a tiny dick so if you see a brayden just run for your life before he rapes you

Ahhhhh it's a brayden runnnnnnn

by Lil Cliffy May 2, 2018

Brayden

The guy you think is straight but is actually gay. Usally wears bright colors or regularly shops at hollister. He has multiple female connections but deep inside wants the guy that sits next to him in algebra. They usually are very loud and try to partake in straight events. They also like to Spread rumors like their gay nature. Most likely will suck you dick for money.

Girl 1: Woah look at that guy over there.
Girl 2: Are those teal sweatpants?
Girl 1: Yeah I bet he's a Brayden

by Swagyoloswag February 24, 2015

Brayden

A white ass, not athletic kid.

His vertical is only 12”. He is such a Brayden

by Black Power 97 May 10, 2019

brayden

Brayden is a guy who is always taking L’s. Especially in game pidgeon he just can’t help it.

wow brayden takes a lot of L’s

by wowthisisalwaysthetruth June 2, 2018