Black Hole Dweller

Somebody who only does anal during sex.

I'm such a Black Hole Dweller for your mum

by TowerPowerYT September 10, 2025

persian black hole

Your persian best friend’s butthole. You and I both know that shit harry as fuck so imma call it a black hole.

-“Have you seen Nabil and Anees’ asscracks they are hairy as fuck”
-“yah bitch ass nigga they got the persian black hole”

by ABDULAHS PENIS March 16, 2019

The Black Hole

The act of bending over and revealing your asshole to someone.. by simply "mooning" them and spreading the butt checks.

I walked outside and saw mike spreading his butt checks and revealing "the black hole".

by DiabeticMike October 14, 2009

emotional black hole

a person who is emotionally deficient and who is likely to "suck the life" out of another person to make up for that deficiency

the shorthand version of this phrase is (obviously) EBH

Hey, you look terrible! What happened?

I ran into my emotional black hole today and I don't think I'll recover until tomorrow. I'm dead-dog tired now.

She sucked the life out of you, big time?

EBHs always do, unfortunately.

by Fadre April 23, 2009

Cyberspace Black Hole

Any web site where, upon entry, hours of time collapse, sucked into infinity as you struggle to break free from the mesmerizing yet senseless, non-productive locale. Often seemingly innocuous on the outside and discovered quite by accident, Cyberspace Black Holes are known to cause unaccountable absences from work, school and important events, and should be considered particularly dangerous for the time-constrained and those who wish to keep their jobs.

After Billy had missed a week of work and no one had heard from him, police broke down his door fearing foul play only to find him sitting at his computer, dehydrated and malnourished but alive, laughing hysterically as he scrolled page after page of the Cyberspace Black Hole he had entered eight days earlier.

by FatrCat November 12, 2009

Suggested Video Black Hole

A phenomena that occurs when an individual browsing YouTube gets trapped into a trance-like state of addiction where they compulsively click on "suggested videos" for extending periods of time.

After Burt was sent a viral video by a coworker, he became engulfed in the suggested video black hole where he remained until his shift ended.

by AttilaTheHun March 18, 2012

Internet black hole

When you get on the internet to do one little thing that won't take long, but then you see a link to something interesting, then something else, and before you know it you've spent three hours on your computer.

I meant to check my email then do some chores, but my email had Myspace updates and new videos on Hulu. I got sucked into an internet black hole.

by ViviWannabe January 27, 2010