Super Massive Black Hole Time Flux

An absurd occurrence when a single party hires or coerced two separate outside parties of private investigators to tail eachother.

Holy shit it's a super massive black hole time flux caused by those two guys following each other!!!

by P.I amacher April 9, 2011

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

Black Hole Blowjob

When a woman performs felatio on a man and deep throats his dick all the way down to his balls, then proceeds to stick her toung out and lick his balls while still deepthroating his dick.

Dude, my girl gave me a black hole blowjob last night.

by Riley9968 February 17, 2024

Black hole

When her camel toe is so huge that her pants get ingested into her moot

I was sitting next to some girl in class, it was 12:30 pm. She was writing her cheat sheet for the volcano exam. I turn over my shoulder with a glimpse I look down at her pants and witness a phat Black hole.

by Voluptuous moot September 5, 2018

Black Hole

A Space Thing That Has NO MASS AND DEATH
Drake: NO IM GOING INTO A BLACK HOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Jake: Drake? DRAKE??????NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FRIEND

What im I going to do :(

A black hole is a star that collapsed into its core!

by The Preasdom January 1, 2021

Black hole

When someone's ass looks sunken in & looks as if a gravitational black hole is pulling it inward

Damn Alexis why yo ass gotta look like a black hole

by Abbieleann_ December 14, 2016

black hole

Something that is easy to enter but at the same time difficult to escape, like being trapped in a situation where you have no control, such as parental restrictions on screen time due to not getting to choose your parents — despite subscribing to numerous YouTube channels, e.g. 600+ channels.

Getting sucked into binge-watching one show felt like a black hole; it was so easy to start, but breaking free from the urge to watch just one more episode was impossible.

by Emotional Cruiser August 11, 2025