crazy dutch bastard

What Dr.Evil calls goldmember when he asks if he can paint Austins fathers "Yoohoo" gold

Q:Hey,Dr.Evil,can I paint his Yoohoo gold?its kinda my thing
A:how bout no,ya crazy dutch bastard!

by david May 4, 2003

Bahare

Exotic beauty, most honored, of royal blood

Bahare is at the beach, her exotic beauty blows the rest away

by gerard tremblant February 4, 2010

bashank

Something that is totally crap or someone who is acting stupid.

That movie was totally bashank.
Sarah is being bashank today, don't bother even calling her.

by nonya11 April 26, 2009

Buffet Basher

Buffet Basher- A person who doesn't wait to be seated at a table-they just grab a plate and go.

Joe's plate was filled before we were even seated-what a Buffet Basher.

by Kim Gregory December 9, 2008

Simple Bastard

The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation

Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack

by heynow_1 July 25, 2010

Behind Basher

A pristine synonym for Butt Buddies

Me and my friend have been Behind Bashers for years. He knows just how I like it.

by NameJeff_mk2 January 10, 2020

3 year bastard

Someone who fails the first year of college/Sixth form and as a result have to do another year just to complete their 2 year course.

A 3 year bastard is the pinnacle of time wasting and no matter how far you go in life you basically died one year earlier than you should have.

In some circumstances choosing to do another year to complete a course you didn't know you wanted to do until the end of your first year can be included in the definition of 3 year bastardry.

Adam: Hey, you going uni next year?

Chaperzz: Nah, man I need to complete chemistry A level.

Adam: What!? You 3 year bastard.

by Lycatel July 9, 2010