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brady snatch

A move in which Wayne Brady comes by (out of nowhere) and steals your sandwich from you. If you have left your sandwich uneaten or unattended for more than 2 hours your risk for a brady snatching is very high.
Duder 1: "Is my sandwich ok you think? It's been sitting out for 8 hours."

Duder 2: "You better eat that soon dude, otherwise it'll be brady snatched."

Wayne Brady: "Oh snap! A sandwich! Gimme your damn sandwich kid! I'm Wayne Brady bitch"
by westfalia January 21, 2010
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roughing the brady

A recent National Football League penalty call. Roughing the Brady occurs when a defensive player makes a now illegal defensive play on league poster boy, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady.

Roughing the Brady entered the league rulebooks after the 2008 NFL season in which Brady suffered a horrific knee injury against the Kansas City Chiefs. Subsequently, Brady was placed on injured reserve and was out for the season.

Concluding the 2008 season, NFL executives strictly sought to prevent teams from making defensive plays exclusively against New England Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady. In short, the proverbial yellow flag is thrown whenever Tom Brady is under extreme duress and is tackled. Afterward, the previous play is stricken and the opposing team is penalized. The particular rationale of this new officiating policy is somewhat unclear... but it is assumed the Patriots owner Robert Kraft and head coach Bill Belichick had a part in the creation of this new penalty call.

At the start of the 2009 NFL season, the league officiating crew put the "Roughing the Brady" call to extensive use. Notably, Week 4 of the 2009 season, with the Baltimore Ravens at New England, the officiating crew stymied several defensive plays made by the archetypal Baltimore defense with the "Roughing the Brady penalty.
Jeff the Titans Fan: What the heck! why is our safety Chris Hope getting fined $10,000.00 for a clean tackle against Tom Brady?

Steve the Titans Fan: Man that game was straight up embarrassing. A complete whitewash! Hell, the refs were calling roughing the Brady all day. Nowadays you ain't allowed to tackle, sack, or force a fumble on Brady. And I thought only the Steelers bribed refs.

Jeff the Titans Fan: That's some bullspit!
by Define Me! October 23, 2009
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Brad face

An emotionless face that is made when one or a group does not want to tell a specific person what their plans are in order to make sure that that person does not show up.
Person talking to group: So this weekend we are going to go to... Oh shit, brad face.
Brad: Whats going on?
by Kuhanten September 1, 2008
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Bradyn

An epic bestfriend. Funny enough to send even the most serious police officer into a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Devilishly handsome enough to rival Mr. James Bond. Has a hilarious failure to distinguish red and green. A perfect wingman for when sh!t hits the fan. A true friend till the end. Happy now, bro?
Why can't we all just a Bradyn? But seriously, there is a fire back there. You guys shouldn't go back there, you might die.
by UndeadKing Lars July 17, 2012
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Bradley Beach

Bradley Beach is a small town in New Jersey located near Asbury Park and Belmar. Contrary to popular belief, teenagers have not made this town a "drug town". In fact, the only fun you'll have in this town (15+) is hanging out with a group of the local teens. However, do not be talked into going back to "Dougs" house, no one even knows who Doug is. Main street is filled with pizza places, but everyone knows Vics is the best. Hess usually has cheaper gas but "Beyonce" (sunocos owner) will sell cigarettes to a child.
"Let's go to Deal"
"Fuck no, bradley beach beaches are nicer"
by ilove07720 March 31, 2009
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Bradley

Bradley is a sweet and very cute guy that is the underlying wild child of their group of friends!

Women flock to Bradley because he has a charming personality plus he's not a fake and he's a sweetheart underneath! He loves the ladies but secretly wants that one special soulmate to be loyal too!

He's a loving dad, brother and son and craves the family life!

Bradley is a keeper for real!
"Tell Bradley to come on and leave those ladies alone!"
by cheLLe1963 September 5, 2020
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Brad Paisley

Brad Paisley is such a stud. I want him.
by Laura_xKU July 20, 2010
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