Redneck Alarm clock

Falling asleep with a full beer in your hand, waking up to it spilling on you, after you shift positions in your sleep.

He was so drunk last night that he turned on his Redneck Alarm clock.

by Donavan Murdoc July 15, 2009

Golden Alarm Clock

This act can only occur when your lover or friend sleeps with thier mouth open. The person performing the loving golden alarm clock then procedes to urinate in thier lover/friend/random pick up's from the night before mouth. Good Morning!

"Sally Sue had a huge hangover and wouldn't wake up- so I gave her a golden alarm clock.... she won't be comming back from the bars with me ever again."

by Michelle Tanner September 4, 2006

Fart Alarm

The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.

Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.

by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012

Cock-Block Alarm Clock

When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.

Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.

by T-Bag 69 October 24, 2011

Dutch Oven Alarm Clock

when someone dutch ovens someone else, but while they are asleep and it smells so bad that they wake up gagging and gasping for air and have to stick their nose and mouth out of the blanket to be able to breathe and not suffocate in the horrid smell.

Greg dutch oven alarm clocked Shanaynay earlier this morning to wake her up for work.

by teeny peeny September 1, 2009

alarm clock sex

Waking up to sex with you partner.

I was ready to go this morning after alarm clock sex.

by weezy22 June 11, 2011

Balls Alarm

The act of being woken up by your dog jumping up onto your bed and sticking his paw right on your ball sack. Usually results in you waking up earlier than you wanted to and in a lot of pain.

-I was trying to sleep in on Sunday morning until my dog gave me a balls alarm.

by AdvancedGentleman November 20, 2009